Category Archives: miscellany

cafe au lait?

My mistakes would not be recognised as such, and my pot plants would never die and would always flower (where appropriate).

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I would get eight hours sleep

Time would expand so that I am able, within the space of just one day, to dazzle my boys with cultural experiences which ignite lifelong passions; and laze on the lounge cuddling with them and stroking their still-soft skin as … Continue reading

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I hate to think how much it cost

One night, I texted one of those numbers they advertise after half past nine to find out the name of my perfect match. John.

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Why didn't they tell me?

If I’d known there was a chance I could sit next to Rhys Muldoon, I might have applied.

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Yes, I do have better things to be doing with my time, I'm just not doing them right now

One of the emails that has arrived, is about the gazillionith reminder that my crikey subscription is about to expire. I dunno. I think I’ll let it lapse. I think I started the subscription when that beautiful little magazine that … Continue reading

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Political Lament

I just wish that I were voting for something as defiantly as I am against. And every time I hear Julia Gillard speak, I think I wish they’d had the courage to let her lead.

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Holding pattern

I’ve moved into my garrett. I do love it, though it is very squooshy. The dog likes it. My computer keeps telling me that my disk is nearly full. Given the events of last time, I know that I shoud … Continue reading

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Just to let you know…

…I’m totally in love with Jo*n C*sack, but honestly High Fidelity doesn’t stand the test of time.

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Just popped in to say hello, can't stay long…

Last night, I did this. And today, I wandered around Carlton, having a jolly fine time, but wishing that after I said to the mister last week maybe I should get in touch with some blog people when I’m in … Continue reading

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Eight pm

There’s really nothing on television, we’ve got no DVDs (though have you re-watched The Games lately – that one of the 94 metres 100 metres track – that is really, really, really funny) and I’ve got a to-do list filled … Continue reading

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